Daniel Nuke Nuka is a hot mess. He hates his day job, he routinely overdrafts his checking account, and he can’t remember the last time he ate a vegetable. The one reliable bright spot? His best buddy Lee. Sure, Lee’s uptight and finicky and he has that weird thing about using coasters, but he also has Nuke’s back. Lee Hapsburg III is not a hot mess—or at least that’s what he tells himself. He has a promising future at his law firm, a flourishing stock portfolio, and…a secret fetish that’s always made sex a land mine of stress and shame. Lee’s been hiding his kink for so long that when Nuke stumbles across the evidence, his first reaction is panic. Nuke is admittedly repelled by Lee’s fetish, but it’s become habit by now to take care of his buddy. So he makes an offer that will turn their friendship—and their lives—into one big hot mess.