“The undisputed king of the comic crime novel.” — *Providence Journal* Nobody does Florida weirdness quite like Tim Dorsey! Case in point: *When Elves Attack* , the *New York Times* bestselling author’s twisted Christmas present to his legion of adoring fans who can’t get enough of thrill-killer and Sunshine State historian Serge A. Storms, the most endearing psychopath since Dexter. Dorsey offers the perfect antidote for all those sappy feel-good holiday stories with this zany blockbuster extravaganza in which his wonderfully deranged serial killer Floridaphile delivers his special brand of Christmas cheer. More outrageous than Santa Claus in a Speedo, *When Elves Attack* serves up a Yuletide feast of the “pure gonzo humor” the *New York Times Book Review* enthusiastically attributes to this fearlessly funny writer. Think *Bad Santa* and *National Lampoon’s Family Vacation* , blend in Dorsey’s trademark appetite for destruction, and you’ve got hilarious crime fiction black comedy that anyone would be thrilled to discover stuffed in their Christmas stocking.