Fifteen-year-old Morag Narmo really doesn’t want to go to school any more. She and her siblings would rather feed their heads into the waste-disposal unit than do the academical. So they are all stunned when their parents whisk them out of school and embark on a home-schooling experiment. But with five children, two unruly pets and some extremely eccentric attitudes, the educational experiment soon descends into chaos… Witty, razor-sharp and laugh-out-loud funny, *The Chronicles of Narmo* show us how before Caitlin Moran knew *How to be a Woman* , she had to find out How to be a Girl.