*My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.* Chelsea Handler It’s no lie: Chelsea Handler loves to smoke out dumbassness, the condition people suffer from that allows them to fall prey to her brand of complete and utter nonsense. Family, friends, and co-workers have all been tricked by Chelsea into believing stories of total foolishness and into behaving like total fools. Luckily, they’ve lived to tell the tales and, for the very first time, write about their humiliating experiences. It doesn’t matter if you’re minding your own business, busily working, or honeymooning thousands of miles away. No one is ever safe from Chelsea’s fake emails and phony pregnancies, bogus smuggling schemes and made-up sports bets. Because whether it’s premeditated or spur of the moment, Chelsea will do anything for a laugh. And that’s the truth.