* Amazon #1 Best Seller for Humor * Reader’s Favorite Bronze Award for Non-Fiction Humor Everybody has the awesome opportunity to find their own strength and path through life. Some come about their self-discoveries through studying and working hard. Others (Chelsea) spend their time nearly burning down kitchens and driving around the country with a car full of hangers. Chelsea grew up wanting to be strong.
She thought arguing her way through childhood and becoming a world-class attorney would get her there. But, through a series of humorous, and only slightly embarrassing events, Chelsea comes to realize that maybe her strength is meant to shine in different ways. Spoiler alert: This book is secretly going to brainwash you into home birthing your children. No, I’m not kidding. Alternate possible titles for this book: – How to Keep Your Pride Intact When Butterflies Attack – When Life Hands You Lemons, Just Eat Them Straight Up to Watch Your Popularity at Parties Sky Rocket – 17 Reasons Why I’m Cooler than My Mom – 19 Reasons Why My Mom is Cooler Than Me – I Always (Start With the Best Intentions to) Follow Directions