Hazard and Somerset

**Life happens when you’re not looking. Unfortunately, so do a lot of other things.** *Hazard and Somerset: Off Duty Volume 3* is a collection of short stories. It includes the following: “If Your Friends Jumped Off a Bridge” Hazard is going to get Evie the perfect toy for her birthday, no matter what. This story takes place before *Relative Justice*. “Don’t Tell Your Dad” Getting Colt settled isn’t exactly a smooth process, but you’ve got to break some eggs (or…something) to make an omelet. This story takes place before *Custody Battles*. “Eyes on the Road” Colt wants to get his learner permit. This story takes place before *Domestic Animals*. “Wait Till Your Father Gets Home” Somers just wants to take a nap on his birthday. This story takes place before *Domestic Animals*. “Responsible Adults” Hazard and Somers chaperone a school dance. This story takes place before *Father Complex*. “Under My Roof” Hazard and Somers just want some alone time. Some adult alone time. This story takes place before *Father Complex*. “One Day You’ll Thank Me” Hazard’s birthday scavenger hunt, redux. This story takes place before *Final Orders*. “Hazard and Somerset: Off Duty 3” Hazard and Somers take Colt to summer camp, and things go sideways. This story takes place after *Final Orders*. Please note that the first seven stories were distributed previously in various formats. “Hazard and Somerset: Off Duty 3” is exclusively available in this collection.