**Life happens when you’re not looking. Unfortunately, so do a lot of other things.** *Hazard and Somerset: Off Duty Volume 3* is a collection of short stories. It includes the following: If Your Friends Jumped Off a Bridge Hazard is going to get Evie the perfect toy for her birthday, no matter what. This story takes place before *Relative Justice*. Don’t Tell Your Dad Getting Colt settled isn’t exactly a smooth process, but you’ve got to break some eggs (or…something) to make an omelet. This story takes place before *Custody Battles*. Eyes on the Road Colt wants to get his learner permit. This story takes place before *Domestic Animals*. Wait Till Your Father Gets Home Somers just wants to take a nap on his birthday. This story takes place before *Domestic Animals*. Responsible Adults Hazard and Somers chaperone a school dance. This story takes place before *Father Complex*. Under My Roof Hazard and Somers just want some alone time. Some adult alone time. This story takes place before *Father Complex*. One Day You’ll Thank Me Hazard’s birthday scavenger hunt, redux. This story takes place before *Final Orders*. Hazard and Somerset: Off Duty 3 Hazard and Somers take Colt to summer camp, and things go sideways. This story takes place after *Final Orders*. Please note that the first seven stories were distributed previously in various formats. Hazard and Somerset: Off Duty 3 is exclusively available in this collection.