My name is Susannah Simon, and I am a mediator – a liaison between the living and the dead. If you think this gets in the way of my attempts at a normal sixteen-year-old life, you’d be right. You try going to the mall while constantly being accosted by the undead.
Not that this is a bad thing *all* the time. Like, for example, when I discovered that my bedroom is haunted by Jesse, the ghost of a nineteenth-century hottie. While I haven’t made much progress with him yet (only one kiss so far), I remain optimistic. Jesse’s inexplicable resistance to my charms is not my only obstacle though: there’s this other guy. A live one, who has the same gift of gab with the undead I have. In the same way I’m after Jesse, this guy is after me. And he knows how to send Jesse to the Great Beyond. For good.
So I guess you could say I’m haunted. I just never thought it would be by someone who isn’t dead.