Charged with gross incompetence, Satan is fired from his job as Prince of Hell and exiled to that most terrible of places: English suburbia. Forced to live as a human under the name of Jeremy Clovenhoof, the dark lord not only has to contend with the fact that no one recognises him or gives him the credit he deserves but also has to put up with the bookish wargamer next door and the voracious man-eater upstairs. Heaven, Hell and the city of Birmingham collide in a story that features murder, heavy metal, cannibalism, armed robbers, devious old ladies, Satanists who live with their mums, gentlemen of limited stature, dead vicars, petty archangels, flamethrowers, sex dolls, a blood-soaked school assembly and way too much alcohol. Clovenhoof is outrageous and irreverent (and laugh out loud funny!) but it is also filled with huge warmth and humanity. Written by first-time collaborators Heide Goody and Iain Grant, Clovenhoof will have you rooting for the bad guy like never before.
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Drewano (verified owner) –
A truly fun story. Satan isn’t cutting it anymore and has been let go as the prince of darkness. Thankfully for him he’s got a wonderful retirement package which sets him up nicely here on earth which is good for us because hilarity ensues. From accidentally robbing banks to resurrecting the dead Satan (now known as Jeremy) can’t stay out of trouble. Befriending some of his quirky neighbors makes this story even more fun as they play off each other and add more interesting angles. If you’re looking for some irreverent fun and a colorful look at the inner workings of the afterlife (OK it might not be how the afterlife ACTUALLY works) look no further.