**In these personal essays, the hilarious comedian and *Chelsea Lately* host reflects on family, love life, and the absurdities of adulthood with cheeky candor and signature wit ( *Philadelphia Inquirer* ).** Life doesn’t get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author of *Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea* delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood. Family moments are fair game, whether it’s writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It’s open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn’t talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, *Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang* is good good good good! **Chelsea Handler on . . .** * **Being unpopular:** My parents couldn’t have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren’t purchased at a pharmacy. * **Living with her boyfriend:** He’s similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn’t cry when he wakes up. * **Appreciating her brother:** He’s a certified public accountant, and *I* have a real life. * **Arm-wrestling a maid of honor:** It wasn’t her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed.