**Sometimes, a little brain damage can help.** A book of original humor pieces by beloved comic George Carlin. Filled with thoughts, musings, questions, lists, beliefs, curiosities, monologues, assertions, assumptions, and other verbal ordeals, *Brain Droppings* is infectiously funny. Also included are two timeless monologues, A Place for Your Stuff and Baseball-Football. Readers will get an inside look into Carlin’s mind, and they won’t be disappointed by what they find: * *I buy stamps by mail. It works OK until I run out of stamps.* * *What year did Jesus Christ think it was?* * *A tree: first you chop it down, then you chop it up.* * *Have you ever noticed the lawyer is always smiling more than the client?* * *I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed.* * *If you ever have chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?* Carlin demolishes everyday values and yet leaves you laughing out loud.