“Christopher Moore is a very sick man, in the very best sense of the word.” —Carl Hiaasen The undead rise again in *Bite Me,* the third book in *New York Times* bestselling author Christopher Moore’s wonderfully twisted vampire saga. Joining his farcical gems *Bloodsucking Fiends* and *You Suck,* Moore’s latest in continuing story of young, urban, nosferatu style love, is no *Twilight* —but rather a tsunami of the irresistible outrageousness that has earned him the appellation, “Stephen King with a whoopee cushion and a double-espresso imagination” from the *Atlanta Journal-Constitution* and inspired Denver’s *Rocky Mountain News* to declare him, “the 21st century’s best satirist.”