**Settle in for a stay at Schrute Farms Bed & Breakfast with this hilarious unofficial cookbook featuring rustic, beet-heavy recipes that *Mental Floss* calls,*** *the perfect treat for any mega fans of* The Office*** ****2021 Foreword INDIES Award Finalist for Humor*** * **Ask Yourself, What Wouldn’t an Idiot Make for Dinner?** The answer is exactly what you will find in this cookbook. With *Beet This,* you can make your next meal in true Schrute-Farms style with recipes that are equal parts rustic and merciless. Straight from Honesdale (the Keystone State’s culinary mecca) this cookbook is packed with old and hearty, Pennsylvania-inspired recipes that would earn Dwight’s *perfectenschlag* stamp of approval, including: * Beet Biscuits with Rabbit Gravy (a breakfast classic) * Beet and Cabbage Salad * Beet Fries * Russian Beet Soup * Whole Roasted Beets * Spicy Fried Rattlesnake with Pickled Beets * Moist Chocolate-Beet Cake * For a B&B nightcap, Home-Distilled Beet Vodka * and so much more. . . Sharpen your Santoku, load your spud gun, and prepare to be transported to a magical, beet-filled corner of Northeast Pennsylvania. Or don’t. And die of hunger. Idiot.