There I was, driving a busload of hot cheerleaders back to their college after the big football game when the damned ground opened up and swallowed us whole. I woke up in the wilderness on an alien planet, with a disembodied voice going on about a quest to save the cheerleaders. Hell yeah, I plan to save the cheerleaders! Goblins, orcs, and football zombies—yeah, I said football zombies—inhabit the woods and are intent on our destruction. And then there’s The Voice, granting us quests and providing the cheerleaders with different classes like Huntress, Enchantress, and Fire Weaver. Of course, I should mention the bevy of beautiful women all around me, twenty-four seven, vying for the attention of the only man around—me. We’re going to have to fight for our survival with everything we’ve got while also trying to find our way back to Earth. What to expect: LitRPG and progression elements Town building Battle scenes Some cursing Non-conventional relationships