**A hilarious book for animal lovers and risk takers everywhere! Brian McCann introduces us to Wannabe Farms, and we never want to leave. – Amy Poehler** From acclaimed comedy writer Brian McCann comes *Wannabe Farms* , the insanely funny, rhyming collection of stories that asks the question: What do farmyard animals *really* want to do with their lives? Now in paperback! Welcome to Wannabe Farms, a farmyard where the animals like to wonder and dream, plot and scheme, and definitely *not* act how they’re supposed to. In rhyming verse, Brian McCann (writer for Conan O’Brien) shows us what happens when cows want to drive, pigs dream of being sophisticates, and sheep take their hairstyles into their own hands (well, hooves). Together, what emerges is a delightful, hysterical romp through the farmyard, as animals discover the place where dreams meet their limits, and the power of adjusted expectations. With hilarious two-color illustrations on every spread, this collection of stories brings Shel Silverstein and Old MacDonald together in a way readers young and old have never seen before!