BILL–the perfect Spaceship Trooper: big, brawny & brainwashed. BILL–the perfect hero: ready to go anywhere, do anything to save his own neck, which is probably the only part of his body that is still his own. BILL–back in the Army Hospital for yet another transplant & looking forward to a spot of R&R (which every Trooper translates as Rutting & Rotgut) & some respite from his troublesome adventures. BILL doesn’t have a hope. The nurses are steel robots, & he seems to have acquired a goat’s foot–not for luck–at least, not the good kind. & the goat’s foot seems to have acquired a goat-lady–the exceedingly demanding kind. She knows all about tasteless pleasure & she aims to teach Bill everything he never wanted to know.