**Imagine a world where *New York Times* bestselling author, comedian, actor, television, and podcast host Adam Carolla is the President of the United States. Can’t do it? You don’t have to! Adam has done it for you!** Podcast king Adam Carolla first shared his unique, but always funny world view in his *New York Times* bestseller *In Fifty Years We’ll All Be Chicks* —but he’s not done. In *President Me* , Carolla shares his vision for a different, better America free from big issues like big government down to small problems like hotel alarm clock placement. Running on an anti-narcissism platform, President Carolla calls for a return to the values of an earlier time when stew and casserole were on every dinner table and there were no “service dogs” on airplanes. *President Me* hits right at the heart of what makes our country really annoying, and offers a plan to make all of our lives, but mostly Adam’s, much better.