**All I wanted was help for our village.** Sure, she’s cute–gorgeous, even–funny, and a bit of a nerd, but she’s also the Witch-Queen. For heaven’s sake she conquered the world with her legions of daemons and now rules it with an iron fist. And I’m just a lumberjack from what was once Tennessee. I’m just here to get her to come save our village from a rogue daemon. I’m into fungi and anime, not wealth and ruling the world. But after a chance encounter entwines our lives, she makes me her official boyfriend. Crazy, right? I’m starting to wonder if I love her. Or if she loves me. **Join Mike and Lynn as they navigate assassins, scheming princes, conspiracy-obsessed childhood friends, and powerful entities from beyond our four-dimensional spacetime. This blush-free romance has adult language and some trauma in the past. To enjoy, scroll up and click Buy!**